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Now What?

A: So what now?

B: Why are you asking me? You’re the brains of the operation.

A: It’s your car! Don’t you have a spare gas tank or something.

B: Who carries a spare gas tank in their car?

A: I don’t know, maybe someone who forgets make sure their getaway car has a FULL FUCKING TANK!?

B: I’m sorry that I was a little preoccupied on account of the GODDAMN HEIST we were pulling. Maybe if you had included filling the tank in your “perfect little plan” we wouldn’t be in this mess.

A: Oh so now it’s MY fault for expecting you to have some common fuckin sense like an intelligent human being.

B: Shhh! You hear that?

A: Hear what? The sound of someone with all the intellect of a sun dried trout trying to change the subject.

B: No. Sirens I think they’re closer than we thought.

A: Aww shit now we’re gonna get caught because of your complete idiocy.

B: Get out of the car.

A: Hey maybe you might get off easy considering you can make a convincing case for mental infirmity.

B: I SAID GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR!!!

A: What about the money.

B: Screw the fucking money. It’s not worth it let's make for those woods… And take that ridiculous mask off so no one recognizes us.

A: Great! So all of this has been a waste of our fucking time and energy and now we’re wondering the fucking woods, with no car, no map, no money, and on the run.

B: Will you quit grumbling and maybe be a bit grateful? i'm trying to save our asses here.

A: Oh that’s rich. Grateful to you? For what. for getting us stuck out here with jack shit, but bloody clothes and dime store halloween masks?

B: You know you didn’t have to shoot that guy.

A: He was going for an alarm.

B: Yeah, and look how well it worked out for us.

A: Fuckin cell phones. Things were so much easier before those fuckin things… Any idea where we are?

B: I think so. This isn’t too far from where I grew up.

A: No shit.

B: Yeah. Can’t say I expected to wind up back here in this situation though...how the fuck did we get here man?

A: The car? Out of gas? On the run? Fuck me you have the memory of a sun dried trout too don’t you.

B: Not the place asshole! This whole situation. We aren’t the kinda guys that are supposed to end up here. We had lives before all this shit… That's it I’m fuckin done.

A: WHAT?

B: Its not worth all this shit. I’m gonna do it over. Make a new fuckin life.

A: And how you gonna do that? That car was registered under YOUR name… Aww shit you gonna turn yourself in?

B: If I have to.

A: And what about me? They’re gonna want to know who your accomplice is.

B: Yeah they are.

A: AW NO man you can’t DO that to me.

B: Put the gun down.

A: HELL NO asshole. I ain’t gonna let myself get turned in.

B: Please put the gun down you don’t want to do this.

A: LIKE HELL I DON’T!

B:-

A: ...FUCK! Now what.